Romance Self-Defense IV

Posted: 29th July 2007 by Kerry in Blog

Today we continue tackling those negative stereotypes about romance. I will offer one, followed by what I think is a reasonable response. Since the goal is to present a united front, not create an army of rhetoric-spouting puppets, you should feel free to add your own touch. (If, like me, you have smartass and/or aggressive tendencies, just remember to wedge the thoughtful response somewhere between the sarcasm and jabs to the larynx.)

Negative Stereotype #4

Is there a lot of hot, steamy sex in that book?

Well-Reasoned Response

“The sexual content of a romance novel might comprise one percent of its word count, which hardly constitutes a lot, and hotness and steaminess are highly subjective terms. You would have to read it and decide for yourself.

While you’re at it, see what you think of the plot and characterization that make up the other 99 percent of the story and also make for far more interesting discussion.”

Kerry’s Personal Touch

“If that’s what it takes to get you to buy my book, you betcha.”

I’ve given this stereotype all the thought I can, and this is the best I can come up with on my own. Contribute your suggestions to the movement, and together we will construct the Ultimate Defense of Romance!

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