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I know, but this has to be said

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robWhat was done to this cover between the version at left and the one that went to print and is on shelves now is criminal.

Viehl expressed her dismay over the new cover on her blog, and some people had the audacity to suggest she shouldn’t complain about it.

I thought the new cover was bad when I saw it on the web, but the full hideousness of it is something that can be appreciated only face to radioactive-pink albino Robin Hood face.

I say Viehl deserves mad props for the saintly restraint she demonstrated.

I ordered some books online. They were delivered. I opened the box. This one was on top.

I closed the box to shield my eyes.

Yes, it’s that bad.

If I’d been browsing in a store, I would have averted my gaze and hurried past, and I’m NOT someone who pays a lot of attention to covers. It’s hard to ignore one that reaches out and slaps your face, though, as if to say, “Hey! Look what they did to me! You will acknowledge my suffering and suffer alongside me! I used to be pretty! NOW LOOK AT ME! *sob*”

I know affected sales because if I weren’t a rabid Darkyn fangirl, I would have steered clear of that cover.

The moral of the story: I don’t know, have it written into your contract that you’re to be informed BEFORE your book goes to the printer if the art department hits the hookah and decides to make WTF-were-they-thinking changes to the cover?

Now… off to print out the original cover and find a glue stick because in this case, defacing a book is not only acceptable, it’s necessary.


February 12th, 2009  

5 Comments to “I know, but this has to be said”

  1. C.J. Redwine
    February 12th, 2009 at 9:07 AM

    I clicked the link to view the new cover and oy. Not good. I can’t imagine any sane person looking at the first version and thinking it needed a bath of pink.


  2. Kerry Allen
    February 12th, 2009 at 9:36 AM

    It’s even worse in person. Maybe because it’s shiny, which you really can’t appreciate on the computer.

    Shiny, fluorescent fuchsia. That just screams “Sexy Vampire Prince of Thieves,” does it not?
    :emokit:


  3. Eva Gale
    February 12th, 2009 at 2:12 PM

    I actually like it.

    I know, shot me because I have no taste.


  4. Kerry Allen
    February 12th, 2009 at 2:37 PM

    Surely you mean… you like the one shown in the post and not… the pink monstrosity. Surely. Right?

    Right? :yesyes:


  5. C.J. Redwine
    February 12th, 2009 at 6:16 PM

    I’ve always said that shiny fluorescent fuschia screams any number of testosterone laden things, not the least of which is Sexy Vampire Thief!! I mean, please, girl. Everyone knows that. As for the royalty part of his title, sure, he *could* go with the more traditional purple, but why, when fuschia is so in your face? It says Prince–With Attitude.

    It also hints that he may be an excellent interior designer and could possibly own every Barbra Streisand album ever made, but still. In. Your. Face.


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