There currently is a throwdown taking place at C.J. Redwine’s dojo between some scurvy pirate of questionable sexual preference and Wally the Wonderful and Wise Were-Platypus.
I believe the following compromise will satisfy supporters of both camps and put an end, once and for all, to this terrible conflict.

*falls over laughing*
Brilliant!!
It’s the little flipper holding the wineglass that makes it truly special.
LOL I love it. Kerry, you are a genius.
OMG That is BRILLIANT.