There currently is a throwdown taking place at C.J. Redwine’s dojo between some scurvy pirate of questionable sexual preference and Wally the Wonderful and Wise Were-Platypus.
I believe the following compromise will satisfy supporters of both camps and put an end, once and for all, to this terrible conflict.
: No gangrene! How can I catch, er, kidnap, no wait ... TALK to Johnny Depp with gangrene?
: Only as a short-term solution. Cut off circulation for too long and you'll get gangrene and lose a limb. *has seen* *is not pretty* *or pleasant smelling* *you do not want* *trust me*
: *is no longer bleeding* *tourniquets are awesome*
: Yes, best not to bleed anywhere these days, lest you attract diseased-looking sparklepires.
: *accepts cleaver and thanks you for the manly shoulders warning* Think this mood is direct result of stressful week from hell (Gee... you think?) and it's best to pour it into my revisions rather than bleed it all over the internets.
January 27th, 2010 at 9:02 AM
*falls over laughing*
Brilliant!!
January 27th, 2010 at 10:12 AM
It’s the little flipper holding the wineglass that makes it truly special.
January 27th, 2010 at 12:19 PM
LOL I love it. Kerry, you are a genius.
February 6th, 2010 at 4:37 PM
OMG That is BRILLIANT.