I’ve done my fair share of I-told-you-soing in my day, but it’s no fun to know everything when you like the people who had to get screwed over to prove you right.
February 2nd, 2010
Purveyor of paranormal romance, episodic romantic humor, and intentionally horrendous poetry
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: No gangrene! How can I catch, er, kidnap, no wait ... TALK to Johnny Depp with gangrene?
: Only as a short-term solution. Cut off circulation for too long and you'll get gangrene and lose a limb. *has seen* *is not pretty* *or pleasant smelling* *you do not want* *trust me*
: *is no longer bleeding* *tourniquets are awesome*
: Yes, best not to bleed anywhere these days, lest you attract diseased-looking sparklepires.
: *accepts cleaver and thanks you for the manly shoulders warning* Think this mood is direct result of stressful week from hell (Gee... you think?) and it's best to pour it into my revisions rather than bleed it all over the internets.
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For it be not a romance site without sparkalay fluffery!