Kerry Allen's Blog

Dec 04 2007

The agony of defeat…

Tag: Self-indulgence — Kerry Allen @ 4:14 pm

This subject line wiggled past all my e-mail filters.

Upgrade your love weapon to fight better in year 2008!

They get points for creativity. I don’t know how to begin to filter that. And I don’t really want to. It made me laugh.

Maybe it amuses me because I have a character who allegedly learned to speak English by watching the cheesiest porn ever made and says things like that (”I will cleave you in two with my man sword” and “I will fire my love cannon into your foxhole all night long” being notable examples).

2 Responses to “The agony of defeat…”

  1. Silke is SO pretty.
    December 4th, 2007 at 5:28 pm

    LOL!!
    Just… LOL!!
    Ok that would get past my filter too.
    But yeah, points for creativity heheh.
    Mind you, someone sent me one of those uh… male appendage enlargement ads and I went and emailed them back (from a hotmail account) asking if they could really do this for me.
    They said yes.
    I emailed them back saying “So it isn’t a problem that I’m female, then, is it?”
    Never heard from them again….
    I wonder why… LOL

  2. Kerry Allen is SO pretty.
    December 5th, 2007 at 5:11 am

    I’ve often remarked that spammers don’t seem to realize approximately half the population is female and can’t actually use 99% of what they’re pushing.

    It would have been funny if they told you, yes, indeed, their product would help you, as it contains so many illegally imported hormones, you’d have a male appendage of your very own sprouting in no time. Not happy with that result, ma’am? Well, we have a product to help you with that, too…

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