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Dec 19 2007

Except… I’m scared of heights

Tag: Self-indulgence — Kerry Allen @ 8:58 am

You Are Donner


The most loveable and sweet reindeer, you’re also a total dork!

Why You’re Naughty: You keep (accidentally) tripping the other reindeer while flying.

Why You’re Nice: You’re always smiling, even if you’ve fallen flat on your horns.

Which of Santa’s Reindeer Are You?

I don’t know how sweet and lovable I am, but I am such a dork, I may even be two dorks.

The tripping? Not an accident. Bwahahahaha!

Now, to change gears completely, Mightygodking deserves some seriously heavy petting, at least, after his dismantlement of Mr. You Bitches Drove Nice Guys Like Me to Extinction (Because You Didn’t Screw Us When We Pretended to Be Civilized Human Beings for Two Minutes That One Time). “Yeah” to every point he makes.

4 Responses to “Except… I’m scared of heights”

  1. Trish is SO pretty.
    December 19th, 2007 at 11:47 am

    I am Vixen, natch!

    You weren’t the only one panting for Mr. Mighty by the time he was through. Did you read the comments? The man was propositioned repeatedly.

    BTW… Has Zombie Pinky become your official alter ego, or is that bitch trying to steal Trent from you?

  2. Kerry Allen is SO pretty.
    December 19th, 2007 at 12:15 pm

    I think I Zombie Pinky scared the guys a little with that musical discussion. “Cute, innocent little Kerry Zombie Pinky… likes… getting… spanked?” They’re a bit too literal. I don’t know if ZP is an alter ego so much as a scapegoat. My new all-purpose defense is: “Zombie Pinky made me do it!”

    And she’ll keep her grubby finger off Trent if she knows what’s good for her. She can have all the pretty ones, but the intellectually stimulating one is mine.

    Ohgod. She’s a ZOMBIE. She wants to eat his brain! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  3. Trish is SO pretty.
    December 19th, 2007 at 1:47 pm

    I’ve seen The Suit Picture you have, and while he’s not pretty in the traditional sense, he has Something. Got anything newer, with the haircut and the “buffness” I keep hearing about?

  4. Kerry Allen is SO pretty.
    December 19th, 2007 at 2:28 pm

    I call the Something “slavik magnetism.” He looks like he could hypnotize you and take you to his crumbling castle in the godforsaken mountains and do wicked things to you throughout the bitter winter, and you wouldn’t mind it one bit. (By “you,” of course I mean “me.”) (And *coff* totally inspiration for Zadrian *coff*…)

    I kept The Suit Picture because it was stark and gorgeous, but I don’t keep much other evidence of my stalking… gushing obsessed teenager shrine material… I mean, um, you know. But I’ll find something recent for you. I keep hearing the “buff” thing, too, but I just see “healthy” (as in “no longer an emaciated drug addict”), so don’t expect a Bowflex commercial from him or anything.

    Incidentally, your hubs was neither surprised by Zombie Pinky’s fetish revelation nor alarmed, as the others were, that I had that Sara Bareilles song on my playlist amidst NIN and Papa Roach and Seether. Methinks you guys know me too well…

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