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Feb 03 2008

I’m going straight to Hell

Tag: Random sillinessKerry Allen @ 1:00 am

Blame Diana Peterfreund for this. I do.

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I hocked my moral compass so I could afford garrote wire.

Having volunteered in a kindergarten classroom at one point (and only one), I can say without hesitation that I would pick up a kid and use him as a weapon against the others.

There was a cartoon called Recess in which the kindergartners were savages a la Lord of the Flies, and I have always found that an appropriate analogy. Show no mercy!

3 Responses to “I’m going straight to Hell”

  1. Angie is SO pretty.

    I could only take seventeen. [duck] Obviously I’m doomed.

    Angie

  2. lisabea is SO pretty.

    Man I suck. 16

    Must be the mommie in me. :mrgreen:

  3. Kerry Allen is SO pretty.

    I’m a mommy, too, but my child is different. It’s other people’s kids that are monsters.

    Not yours, of course… :wink:

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