Apr 08 2008
Goodies
Behold my celebratory GH Finalist gift basket:
I needed only a foundation refill, but Sephora is almost as seductive to me as a book or office supply store. Muchas gracias to Leslie Blodgett for expanding the Bare Escentuals skin care line. I have long felt the therapeutic value of my Bare Minerals usage was being undermined by washing and moisturizing with drugstore crap. My skin shall surely be flawless—unblemished, supple, shine-free, and sans pores big enough to park a van in—within a fortnight.
There goes my backup career plan to open a parking garage on my face.
I won’t get to the books until I grind my way through WL revisions, but they are all short-listed, joining Marjorie Liu in the living room rather than being consigned to the TBR shelf in the hall.
Trolls may rob me of my enthusiasm, but they’ll get my Commemorative 2008 Golden Heart® Finalist: Paranormal PSP (Rabid Gamer Friend is making me a custom skin) when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.
Sephiroth, prepare to be pwned as you have never been pwned before… by Angelic Daughter, because I’m not allowed to have any fun until April 16. But then… then I will be on you like a chocobo on gysahl greens.
5/20
5/27
6/3
6/24
7/1
7/29
8/5
8/5
9/30
April 9th, 2008 at 8:45 am
Don’t you mean “spanked”? Seph has that hero-villain history that appeals to you for some weird reason, you sick puppy.
And let me know how that mushroom-top stuff works. You got me addicted to those damn infomercials.
Swirl, tap, buff. Swirl, tap, buff.
April 9th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Hero-villain. (yum)
Villain-hero. (yum with a spoon)
Whichever-side-best-suits-my-selfish-purposes-which-could-change-at-any-moment-so-only-a-fool-would-trust-me-ever. (omg hose me off quick)
I do love alignment shifters. The goody-goody hero has always been the subject of my disdain. Darkness is interesting. Light is boring. Everybody starts off good. What makes ‘em bad is where the stories are.
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You don’t need the mushroom-top stuff, Miss Flawless Skin. (Have I mentioned how much I hate you?) Just buy a starter kit and try it. Yes, the makeup in the kits is mini sized, but even that will stretch for a couple of months, and the value of the brushes alone exceeds what you pay for the kit. Come on, you know you want to join the STB club…
April 18th, 2008 at 10:09 am
I’m hearing reports that you’ve cheated…
Or is it some other Kerry my son is calling for materia fusion tips because she’s way past him in the game and hasn’t used even one phoenix down because she’s so “pwnsome”?
April 18th, 2008 at 10:33 am
I know not of what you speak.
