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Jun 23 2008

The nerve of some spammers

Tag: Random silliness, Tech status — Kerry Allen @ 2:50 pm

One of those standard “porn smut johnson trash viagra (two hundred random sex words with embedded porn links, basically)” comments snuck past the spam filter. It said this at the bottom:

Admin, if you read this, please do not mark as spam. Just move off topic, thanks.

Oh, he said “please” and “thank you.” I guess it’s not spam after all. I should leave it.

Sorry, your spam is getting reported as spam so in the future the global spam filter will catch it as spam and spare others the hassle of marking your spam as spam.

But in light of your refined manners, I shall refrain from calling you a douchebag.

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