Jul 02 2008
I just now realized Ash and David will both be in my hot little hands on August 5.
ZOMG, who which will I do read first?
Ash, because I’ve waited so long and I know at least one mean-spirited individual truly intends to be a spoilerific beyotch?
Or David, because he’s David.
My decision-maker, it burns.
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: I worked out for an hour in anticipation. Cheated a little---played the PSP on the stat.bike, but it makes the time go much faster.
: Dang it. You guessed it.
: Angelic Daughter suggested David Bowie. He's vintage. Some people think he's hot. I think he's waxy. He's had a variety of incarnations (not the right word, but whatever). He can be colorful and fun. And, uh, if you skinned him, he'd be wearable. Yes?
: I suck at this game. So much for my alternative career as a detective...
: Did they have novelty condoms before we were born? Another hint. It's a variety.
9/30
11/4
11/4
11/25
July 9th, 2008 at 1:49 am
Ok, seriously, what does the “Z” in ZOMG stand for?
July 9th, 2008 at 4:21 am
*sigh* Sure, make me look crap up… *stomps over to another window*
While I personally like “Zebras On My Grass,” which I would exclaim with much excitement since said grass is approximately waist-high at the moment and I assume zebras would mow it where the landlord has failed, the more standardized explanation is that “the Z was originally a mistake while attempting to hit the shift key with the left hand and type OMG.” (Srsly? Does no one take a typing class anymore?) Pronounced, in your best valley girl impersonation, “Zoma GAWD” and preferably followed by “!!!1!!one!!eleven!!!” to further convey the extent of one’s enthusiasm.
Can also serve as a prefix for “WTFBBQ,” “WTFBBQEIWKH,” or “WTFBBQLLAMA,” all of which are designed to make people needlessly scour the internet in search of definitions when the point is simply “ZOMG!!!1! Wud u quit abbrvg n capping evrthng?!!11! Type fcking English 4 fcks sake!11!!!”
This conclude’s today’s lesson in poser leet.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:47 am
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July 10th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Where have you been all my life, soul sister? How did I miss that another Pixie had a snarky soul to complement my own? You totally crack me up.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:28 am
July 11th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
*nods*
Yes, Yahoo is the devil and Live Journal is her handmaiden. I’ve known this to be true for many months.
July 11th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
I have an LJ account. No posts. Not even sure what my username is, honestly.
If Yahoo is the devil and LJ is the handmaiden, then MySpace must be Hell. Migraine-inducing Hell. That entire realm is an affront to my aesthetic sensibilities as well as my organizational ones.
Not gonna do it. Wouldn’t be prudent.
July 11th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
*laughs* Yes, myspace is hell. Unfortunately, plenty of my potential audience spends a frighteningly large chunk of their time there. *sighs*
However…I have a close friend who is a whiz with creating pretty, organized, fun myspace pages and when I tentatively mentioned that I needed help with mine, you’d think I’d just offered her a week on a remote island with Orlando Bloom. *brightens visibly* So, I’m washing my hands of it and letting her run it.
It’s soooo good to have minions.