Jul 18 2008
It has been a hectic week. One of these days, when it’s all over, I’ll tell you all about it in a manner that will make it all seem like a regular laugh riot.
No cause for alarm! I have consulted the Magic 8 Ball at length, and almost everything is going to work out for the best.
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: Chastity belt? Polio? Effective government?
: Trepidation, huh? Hmm...I could give you a hint to put you out of your misery. :) The goodies are vintage. From a decade before you and I were alive.
: *Flashes back to last time someone bought "goodies" for and quakes with trepidation*
: I've changed my mind (I'm in a mood tonight!). I shouldn't have mind control because I think too many people are IDIOTS and I would try to do something about that...in better news, I just bought you a box of goodies tonight. =D
: Hmm...I'd make stingy people generous. And convince idiots to stay off the road. And knock gas prices down by at least $3 a gallon. But that's all too predictable. I'd also do some public service and convince Paris Hilton she should become a nun. Plus, I'd put every Manolo Blahnik [...]
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July 19th, 2008 at 10:51 am
Uhhh…right. Because that’s not at all alarming. WTF?
July 19th, 2008 at 9:11 pm