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Aug 12 2008

YouTube is such a time suck…

Tag: Uncategorized — Kerry Allen @ 4:14 am

I watched this Dane Cook special on Comedy Central and didn’t think it was this funny. Just goes to show you, everything is better with Bleach.

This is particulary timely because lately we’ve been amusing ourselves supplying perv dialogue (”Oh, hai! I made semen toast.” “Excuse me?!?!” “Cinnamon toast. I made cinnamon toast. Eat up!”) for Gin (creepy squinty-eyed dude), since the Bount arc in the anime is, ah, less than riveting and Renji is MIA for way too many episodes.

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KERRY ALLEN (if that is her real name) is a woman of mystery who resides in an ominous movable fortress, defended by a pack of rabid cocker spaniels with laser beams attached to their heads and, it's rumored, a lethal tax deduction who at some point in the past may or may not have killed the president of a landlocked South American nation with an eating utensil.

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C.J. Redwine: Ah, now *that's* a tagline I can wholeheartedly support! (As proof that I need one, I had to type "support" three times before I finally got it right.)
C.J. Redwine: That *would* be hilarious. You could film it and market it as some sort of modern artistic statement about the state of humanity...or something. People make money doing dumber things than that, why shouldn't we?
Kerry Allen: Hon, if Britney can do it, ain't no reason we can't. 'Cept, yanno... sanity. And wig collecting gets expensive. Especially when you get the compulsion to take a scissors to them. (That'd be hilarious: shave my head, then shave the wig.)
C.J. Redwine: Ooh, shave it! I've been threatening to shave mine off for years. Nearly lost it all when I had cancer but alas, I was denied to opportunity to try my hand at wigs to match my daily mood.
Kerry Allen: I think it needs to be still shorter to achieve the proper degree of stick-outiness, but this is the point at which I chicken out because WOW that's a lotta hair in the trash. It's kinda cute (dare I say "gamine"?), provided I use copious amounts of hair gunk to make it "piecy," so it's not like hair stylists will be coming for you with pitchforks and torches. This time, anyway. Ima gonna shave it one of these days, swear to gawd.
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