Oct 14 2008
Laugh with me! Mwahahaha!
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Yes, I cheated, but one can’t very well leave one’s evil genius mission statement at the mercy of a widget! That way lies madness!
- C'est Moi KERRY ALLEN (if that is her real name) is a woman of mystery who resides in an ominous movable fortress, defended by a pack of rabid cocker spaniels with laser beams attached to their heads and, it's rumored, a lethal tax deduction who at some point in the past may or may not have killed the president of a landlocked South American nation with an eating utensil.
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: Ah, now *that's* a tagline I can wholeheartedly support! (As proof that I need one, I had to type "support" three times before I finally got it right.)
: That *would* be hilarious. You could film it and market it as some sort of modern artistic statement about the state of humanity...or something. People make money doing dumber things than that, why shouldn't we?
: Hon, if Britney can do it, ain't no reason we can't. 'Cept, yanno... sanity. And wig collecting gets expensive. Especially when you get the compulsion to take a scissors to them. (That'd be hilarious: shave my head, then shave the wig.)
: Ooh, shave it! I've been threatening to shave mine off for years. Nearly lost it all when I had cancer but alas, I was denied to opportunity to try my hand at wigs to match my daily mood.
: I think it needs to be still shorter to achieve the proper degree of stick-outiness, but this is the point at which I chicken out because WOW that's a lotta hair in the trash. It's kinda cute (dare I say "gamine"?), provided I use copious amounts of hair gunk to make it "piecy," so it's not like hair stylists will be coming for you with pitchforks and torches. This time, anyway. Ima gonna shave it one of these days, swear to gawd.
October 14th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Instead of saying “statues” you should say “maoi” as that would make you sound both more froo-froo and evil-geniusy at the same time. Genius, I know.
October 15th, 2008 at 10:29 am
October 15th, 2008 at 10:42 am
Angelic Daughter wanted to try it last night, but the Evil Genius site was down. (The massive amounts of traffic I directed to their site crashed their server! YARG!)
Instead of the usual “404 - Site experiencing technical difficulties” message, they changed the default error page to something that cracked us up. I keep checking the site, hoping it’s down again so I can copy their error message.
That is ultimate web design. Even when the site’s DOWN, it’s entertaining.
October 16th, 2008 at 4:04 am
Durn stable servers…
Okay, here’s an example of teh funneh from their web design services page (which also references teh horror of clowns and mimes):
“* You don’t have to be a Fortune 500 company to have a great web site.
* You’d be surprised how far we can stretch a dollar.
* Of course, if you’d like to back up a wheelbarrow full of cash to our door, we won’t turn you away.”
Now, they’ve surely alienated the humorless segment of the population with this approach (”How unprofessional! How immature!”), but DOOOOOOOOD! I kinda wish I had money to throw at them now.
October 16th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Lol. The last one is my favorite.