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Nov 20 2008

Okay, now you’re just toying with me

Tag: Guest blog, RTB — Kerry Allen @ 5:00 am

“squirrels ate my minivan”

Who Googles that phrase, to what end (other than to make me spray my monitor with nose soda), and how in the name of all that’s *sparkalay* does it bring you HERE?

Oh, and I’m at RTB today (well, maybe—Wordpress kept telling me I wasn’t authorized to edit my own post…), blathering about everything going wrong and why that’s my favorite part of a romance novel.

(Or any novel, actually. I’m hot for Charlie Huston because he’s a sadistic genius when it comes to Making Things Worse Than You Ever Imagined They Could Be.)

2 Responses to “Okay, now you’re just toying with me”

Angie is SO pretty.
November 20th, 2008 at 7:50 am

Some of the stuff people Google is just boggling. :D

Angie
C.J. Redwine is SO pretty.
November 20th, 2008 at 10:44 pm

lmao. I need to get in touch with this person. I desperately require the services of these sadistic little squirrels.

Um. Wait. Does insurance cover rodent damage??

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C.J. Redwine: Ah, now *that's* a tagline I can wholeheartedly support! (As proof that I need one, I had to type "support" three times before I finally got it right.)
C.J. Redwine: That *would* be hilarious. You could film it and market it as some sort of modern artistic statement about the state of humanity...or something. People make money doing dumber things than that, why shouldn't we?
Kerry Allen: Hon, if Britney can do it, ain't no reason we can't. 'Cept, yanno... sanity. And wig collecting gets expensive. Especially when you get the compulsion to take a scissors to them. (That'd be hilarious: shave my head, then shave the wig.)
C.J. Redwine: Ooh, shave it! I've been threatening to shave mine off for years. Nearly lost it all when I had cancer but alas, I was denied to opportunity to try my hand at wigs to match my daily mood.
Kerry Allen: I think it needs to be still shorter to achieve the proper degree of stick-outiness, but this is the point at which I chicken out because WOW that's a lotta hair in the trash. It's kinda cute (dare I say "gamine"?), provided I use copious amounts of hair gunk to make it "piecy," so it's not like hair stylists will be coming for you with pitchforks and torches. This time, anyway. Ima gonna shave it one of these days, swear to gawd.
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