Jun 19 2008
Me in my own yard
Why is it that when Blogger A ventures somewhere in Webland—like, oh I don’t know, a fan forum of a bestselling author, let’s say—and expresses an opinion that any thinking human being would realize is going to cause offense among the members of that particular community, Blogger A remains righteously adamant that she is exercising her First Amendment Right to Free Speech, and the members of that community who respond in a negative manner are a bunch of Rabid Bitches, and the author is Queen Evil Bitch for failing to control her minions, for whom, at some point, she has clearly assumed all moral and legal responsibility…
… but when Blogger B ventures to Blogger A’s territory and expresses an opinion that doesn’t harmonize with that community, Blogger B is a “troll” deserving of a slow, painful dismemberment?
Kneel, Blogger A. I hereby dub thee Cartman of Hypocriteshire. Rise and go forth, for without thy disingenuous stirring up of shite and subsequent bemoaning of the sewage that hath mysteriously been slopped upon thine shoes, the online romance community would not be what it is today.
On second thought, as long as I have this sword in my hand…



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