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		<title>Rap for Pulsing Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 22:19:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dedicated to Gwen Mitchell, because some contest entries are cruel and unusual punishment. Baby, watching you chow down On Ballpark franks just like a hog Makes me think about your lips Around my very own pulsing dog. Hebrew National ain&#8217;t more kosher Than the foot-long in my pants. Hum the Oscar Mayer jingle Cuz it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ode to Zaftig Ladies</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 18:15:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Upon May&#8217;s skirt, a tear fell with a splat, the stain evidence of her upset. &#8220;Drat.&#8221; This evening&#8217;s insult would not be forgat by any who witnessed the petty spat. Her thoughts were not those of a diplomat, plotting revenge against the scrawny bat: Instead of tissue, stuff her bodice with rat And deem the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Valentine Protest Haiku</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 05:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bitter: In spring and summer, morning, midday, and midnight, autumn and winter, Kiss me, touch me, think of me, defend me, console me, ask me, listen. I&#8217;ll know you love me without Hallmark and candy and flowers today. Bitterer: Hallmark and candy and flowers say &#8220;I love you&#8221; so you don&#8217;t have to. Ignore me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ode to Turgid Pleasure Rod</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 05:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[His face was cursed, his features odd, Most resembling the homely cod. Nonetheless, the ladies were awed, For he had been endowed by God With bulging manroot so lengthy and broad, Even harlots swooned at sighting his bod. They worshipped him where&#8217;er he trod. At his clothing, they ripped and clawed. Countless frigid flowers he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Golden Heart Dirge</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 05:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Twas three months before the night before Christmas and all through the house,Every creature was stirring, probably even (with my luck) a mouse.Six partial/synopsis packages by starry-eyed novelist were assem-bledWhile visions of Golden Heart glory danced in her head,When what to her wondering eyes should appearBut a sneaky little typo overlooked by many a peer!&#8220;Son [...]]]></description>
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