Miscellaneous bits of dead flowers and tree bark that impart a pleasant aroma to the environment... or random little stories that do likewise. Subject to change when the freshness fades.
Will be a timeless tale of wereplatypus love.
No lie.
Shorts you snoozed and losed:
The Nights Before Christmas
: No gangrene! How can I catch, er, kidnap, no wait ... TALK to Johnny Depp with gangrene?
: Only as a short-term solution. Cut off circulation for too long and you'll get gangrene and lose a limb. *has seen* *is not pretty* *or pleasant smelling* *you do not want* *trust me*
: *is no longer bleeding* *tourniquets are awesome*
: Yes, best not to bleed anywhere these days, lest you attract diseased-looking sparklepires.
: *accepts cleaver and thanks you for the manly shoulders warning* Think this mood is direct result of stressful week from hell (Gee... you think?) and it's best to pour it into my revisions rather than bleed it all over the internets.
