The Heroine Academy
(Formerly hosted at RomanceCooties.com) A group of unlikely heroines-in-training encounters secrets, schemes, and an unspeakable evil on the path to the inevitable HEA.
- Welcome from the Headmistress
Orientation: Ivy Armstrong
Orientation: Andrea “Andi” Squire
Orientation: Eugenia Templeton
Orientation: Drew Leslie
First Night: Midnight
First Night: A Little Bit After Midnight
First Night: Almost One
Week 1: Written Evaluations
COMING SOMEDAY! Week 1: Heroine Skills Assessment
COMING SOMEDAY! Week 1: Heroine Makeovers
Pirpires of the Cacaobean: Curse of the Peanut Butter Cup
Eighties-style bodice-ripping adventure with fanged swashbuckler Malcolm Maximilian Marrs and confectionery heiress Reese Hershey.
- Part 1: Ships Passing in the Midday
Part 2: All’s Well That Ends My Way
Part 3: Booty Is In the Eye of the Beholder
Part 4: A Man After My Own Jugular
Part 5: A Bloodsucker Born Every Minute
Poetry Schmoetry
Heartwarming stories told in elegant verse by “the Dr. Seuss of romance.”





