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Stories & Serials Index

Beyond the Darkening

    Chapters 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7

Beyond the Burning Moon

    Sneak Peak

The Nights Before Christmas

    Chapters 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9

Pirpires of the Cacaobean: Curse of the Peanut Butter Cup
Eighties-style bodice-ripping adventure with fanged swashbuckler Malcolm Maximilian Marrs and confectionery heiress Reese Hershey.

    Part 1: Ships Passing in the Midday
    Part 2: All’s Well That Ends My Way
    Part 3: Booty Is In the Eye of the Beholder
    Part 4: A Man After My Own Jugular
    Part 5: A Bloodsucker Born Every Minute 
    Part 6: A Blade in the Hand Is Worth Two in the Back
    Part 7: The Hellion Doesn’t Fall Far from the Tree
    NEW! Part 8: A Stoned Heiress Gathers No Moss

The Heroine Academy
(Formerly hosted at RomanceCooties.com) A group of unlikely heroines-in-training encounters secrets, schemes, and an unspeakable evil on the path to the inevitable HEA.

    Welcome from the Headmistress
    Orientation: Ivy Armstrong
    Orientation: Andrea “Andi” Squire
    Orientation: Eugenia Templeton
    Orientation: Drew Leslie
    First Night: Midnight
    First Night: A Little Bit After Midnight
    First Night: Almost One
    Week 1: Written Evaluations
    Week 1: The Summoning
    COMING SOON! Week 1: The Hand of Loving Guidance

Poetry Schmoetry
Heartwarming stories told in elegant verse by “the Dr. Seuss of romance.”

    Ode to Turgid Pleasure Rod
    Ode to Zaftig Ladies
    Rap for Pulsing Dog
    Valentine Protest Haiku
    Golden Heart Dirge

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